More Shameless Advertisement

Greetings to the elderly who loose their way on the complex path of the internet and unwittingly stumble onto the blight on creation that is Toxic Chestnuts. Hello to Googlebots, the sad tireless minions of a bloating cooperation. Welcome to Uncle Sam, I know you're watching, always.

And finally, thank you to everyone who reads this blog willingly. You have my pity.

I recently began managing a blog for the Goshen College English Department and it is isolated from the rest of the web like an orphaned baby floating on a tidal wave. I would like to extend to it the charm and goodwill of Toxic Chestnuts.

Come one, come all. Go to the English Blog. Rurik is watching.

In other news, you may have noticed that Toxic Chestnuts is starting to look like crap. Have no fear, I am merely messing with the raw materials of this blog's existance: the HTML.

I want to make the main content column wider so that items like the poetry I posted "recently" don't get mangled by text wrapping.

Blogger's HTML is a pain to work with (much like raw uranium) so please be patient with Toxic Chestnut's look while I'm working on the problem.

Photo Credit: Meeeeeee! (For once)