History Broken

Today is the day that history collides due to a flaw in the fabric of the universe.

Knights in armour stand in the house of representatives. 

George Washington will fight dinosaurs who roam the Dakotan tundra. 

Genghis Khan will assault the people's republic of China.

Geoffrey Chaucer will finish the Canterbury Tales.

And, most importantly, transfats are legal in NYC.

Make the most of it.