As some of you know, I have been in London for the past two weeks enjoying the life of an US tourist in a country so stubborn that they still use Pounds instead of Euros and drive on the wrong side of the road. I'm surprised they suspended weekly hangings at the gallows.
Not that I'm complaining, the universal health care coverage in this country means that I could jump off a bridge and expect the best doctors in Britain to make sure I live to write a blog post about it. But there is a silent majority in London that is rejected, disgraced, and discriminated against at every turn. The press ignores them and even the beggars despise them. Yes, I am talking about the undead.
In the picture above you see a recently made zombie taking a nap outside Russel Square Park. He would sleep in the park but the sign clearly states "Life Only," so he can only look longingly at the green grass on the other side of the stone wall. Large dogs and a few emergency angry mobs (equipped with acetylene torches) wait for him in the park should he go inside.
Places refusing to recognize or allow the undead to enter include: the underground (subway), buses, public toilets, muffin shops, and graveyards. They were even banned from free candy day at Leicester Square. Stop the discrimination and save these poor Londoners. Gordon Brown's mad mission against the undead must be stopped before he kills or exiles them all.
Photo Credit: The Undead Photography Association of London
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