The zombie apocalypse is upon us and the only thing that keeps them out of general society is the enormous anthropomorphic personification of United Statesian self interest. As it turns out, we are so absorbed with our own culture that our raw belief spawned an unholy creature that looks strangely like the Wal-mart logo.
This logo consumes the rotting corpses of all zombies that attempt to protect shameless consumer sheep. But zombie slaying does not cut too deeply into the self-interest creature's time as most consumer brains are deemed unfit for consumption by the Zombie Board of Health. As a sensible alternative to one-tract-minds zombies usually feast upon the brains found in starving artists and hippy communes.
In other news, binary replaces the English Language as the primay means of communication in a small village built on the foothills of Google's main server farm.
"0100110101111001001000000100011101101111011001000010110000100000011010010111010000100000011101000110000101101011011001010111001100100000011001100110111101110010011001010111011001100101011100100010000001110100011011110010000001110011011000010111100100100000011000010110111001111001011101000110100001101001011011100110011100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110100 011010000110100101110011"
Said 00001, the village leader. Soon all humans will adopt binary as the official single world language.
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