A modest history

July 17, 2009 -- Penguins discover flight.

August 28, 2010 -- First puffin lands on the moon.

January 15, 2011 -- Penguins develop the H-Bomb.

January 16, 2011 -- Penguins bomb the puffin colonies to hell. 3 Puffins survive.

Feburary 10, 2011 -- Remaining puffins join together to form a crack squad of kung fu puffins.

September 22, 2012 -- Crack squad discovers the crane stance by watching the Karate Kid.

December 1, 2013 -- P vs. P day. Puffins beat the shit out of penguin leader Tuxton Qwerty.

December 25, 2013 -- Puffins and Penguins join together to destroy humans.

June 11, 2014 -- Last human destroyed.

June 12, 2014 -- Peace on earth.

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